Babies and Tech

I fucking love moms. Before becoming a parent, I was quite naïve about the rigors of creating new people and them growing them until adulthood. And frankly I think I was a bit of an asshole to the new-ish mothers in my vicinity, but not out of spite. Just out of ignorance. And also, I…

Let’s talk human growth hormone. Why? Because they have been on my mind ever since hearing about a friend of mine who needed to get their kiddo on it. Apparently, there is something called a growth hormone deficiency, and this occurs when a child’s body does not make enough to allow the kiddo to grow…

This post is for parents who are out of the newborn phase and are knee deep in the shit-talking toddler phase. Just kidding, I meant the attitude-slapping toddler phase, or maybe I mean the sleep-deprived toddler phase. I’m so tired that I don’t know any more. When my little one was first here, I though…

Now besides medical intervention, there’s not a lot on the market for birth. And I think that most people are like, “whelp, the baby’s gotta come out of me somehow!” and then they plan to go to the hospital and don’t really think a lot more about it. This is unfortunate because babies coming out…